All hail Kristin the cockroach slayer!

The following is a conversation that happened on the phone and on Twitter in the past few minutes.

@kristinwest Holy Crap!! Worlds biggest cockroach!!
howardwest to @kristinwest Do what?
@kristinwest AHHHH IT'S ALIVE!
howardwest to @kristinwest kill it. kill it NOW!
kristinwest to @howardwest that's your job!
howardwest to @kristinwest well I'm not there am I? lol
kristinwest to @howardwest Well get your ass home and kill it!
howardwest to @kristinwest um I cant
Niqua416 to @kristinwest OMG RUN!!! :'(

---Howard and I's phone call---
And why the hell not?!
I'm already 5 miles south of you and...
THEN TURN AROUND AND COME KILL IT!
I actually have a big day today.
ARRRGGGG!!
It hasn't really moved all that much, just twitched every now and then.
Where is it?
Under the bar, by the kitchen. Maddie's hungry and I told her to wait while I kill devil bug. *groans*
I'll tell you what you need to do...
*groans*
...put on my house shoes and grab another shoe. Hit it with the other shoe and if....
AHHHHHHHHH! IT MOVED!!!!!
*laughs* if it moves then just start jumping around and kill it.
But then I have to get close to it to kill it...
*laughs*
DON'T LAUGH! THIS IS YOUR JOB!
I'm sorry baby.
*deep breaths* Ok, I'm hanging up now.

@kristinwest Kristin, don't think about it just do it! {yes, I was twittering TO MYSELF!}

---And now for the massacre----
*creeps toward cockroach, is about 2 feet from it*
*shudders*
*runs back*
*deep breath*
*goes towards roach again*
*strikes* {cockroach's butt falls off}
*takes a step back*
*strikes again* {cockroach in half}

@kristinwest ALL HAIL KRISTIN THE COCKROACH KILLER!
kristinwest to @Niqua416 I cannot even tell you how freaked out I just was!
howardwest @kristinwest Good for you baby!
@kristinwest Mopping up cockroach goo
Niqua416 to @kristinwest Oh no, I can imagine. They scare the crap out of me, my one HUGE reason for not wanting to move back to the city, lol.
kristinwest to @Niqua416 I need a drink. I'm totally blogging this lol


Cockroack 0 Kristin 1
Kiss my ass cockroach----ehhh better not.